Happy Sixteenth of July!
Didn't you hear? It's the hot new holiday. All of the cool kids are celebrating it.
No?
OK, I'm just lousy at getting stuff up in a timely manner.
March! March! March!
Rest! Rest! Rest!
David's school had a parade on the Thursday before the Fourth of July holiday. That is a parade in the loosest sense of the word. They marched the kids out, ran 'em around the parking lot one time, took their pictures, and ran 'em back inside. Why so quick? It was 412 degrees outside. You ever had a parade in an oven? I don't recommend it. Anyway, all the kids made hats - David even kept his on for the whole parade. His class also made noise makers. Nobody was happy with just one and they all kept trying to take everyone else's. Afterwards, they had snacks and all the kids drank roughly four gallons of juice to rehydrate. David wasn't interested in his patriotic cookie, but he ate three helpings of raisins.
No?
OK, I'm just lousy at getting stuff up in a timely manner.
March! March! March!
Rest! Rest! Rest!David's school had a parade on the Thursday before the Fourth of July holiday. That is a parade in the loosest sense of the word. They marched the kids out, ran 'em around the parking lot one time, took their pictures, and ran 'em back inside. Why so quick? It was 412 degrees outside. You ever had a parade in an oven? I don't recommend it. Anyway, all the kids made hats - David even kept his on for the whole parade. His class also made noise makers. Nobody was happy with just one and they all kept trying to take everyone else's. Afterwards, they had snacks and all the kids drank roughly four gallons of juice to rehydrate. David wasn't interested in his patriotic cookie, but he ate three helpings of raisins.
